Girls' Weekend In! Just me and my lil' princesses

Daddy went hunting this weekend. He'll be back in a few hours (hopefully!) Just a few notable highlights from our weekend together (posted more for my memory than your amusement, though some of it is amusing!) Friday: Go to Sonic for dinner because Mommy is not a "cooker." Imma screams because she wants a hot dog and does not want Lucy to have a hot dog. Lucy screams because she wants french fries and doesn't want Imma to have any. Mommy gets both items for both girls. Girls argue about whose mommy I am. "She's my mommy!" "No, she's my mommy!" Imma eats hot dog--and mommy's chicken. Lucy and mommy eat french fries. Go home, watch "Erella." (Cinderella in Lucy speak.) Take bath, splash water all over bathroom floor, up the wall and into the hallway. Go to bed. Saturday: Imma-Dog wakes up at 6:30 and pounces Mommy. Mommy makes the following items for breakfast: Cinnamon rolls, cereal, popcorn, chips (okay, didn't make but still had to plate), french fries, chicken nuggets. Imma and Lucy eat chicken nuggets for breakfast. Other items thrown in trash. (Please do not judge my parenting by the food choices I let my children make when I have no "cooker" at my house.) Go upstairs and destroy play in toy room. Decide to build forts. Scream when fort collapses. Mommy fixes it. Scream when fort collapses. Mommy fixes it. Scream when fort collapses, repeat for several hours. Watch Nemo on computer and "Erella" on tv in same room, simultaneously. Lucy take a nap. Imma-Dog roll around on bed where Mommy is trying to take a nap. Have various items for lunch, most of which went into the trash. Remember that Lucy's hot dog is in the refrigerator. Offer it to Imma. Be irrevocably told no! Offer it to Lucy, be told yes, then no, then yes, then no. Leave hot dog in refrigerator. Go upstairs and watch Spongebob "Squash" Pants while destroying toy room. Lucy dumps bag of popcorn all over the couch. Mommy remembers why we don't eat in the toy room. Mommy wears slippers on the stairs. Finds out why they are called "slippers" and takes a ride down half of the stairs. Breaks bottom. Cannot walk correctly for rest of weekend. Girls take bath. Try one bathtub, fight, splash, dump buckets of water on each others head. Lucy moves to another bathtub as far away from Imma's bathtub as possible (we live in a LONG house.) Mommy gets exercise by running (as fast as possible with broken bottom)from one girl to the other. More splashing, more buckets. Finally get girls out. Settle down to watch "Errella" again. Put girls to bed! Sunday: Imma-Dog pounces Mommy at 7:30 (yes, we slept in!) Suddenly, everyone wants cinnamon rolls! Mommy makes re-heated cinnamon rolls from yesterday, cereal, and chicken nuggets for breakfast. Imma-Dog eats everything. Lucy eats nothing. She does not feel well. Lucy persistently asks for "Amadeus" and her "wankets." Mommy finds "wankets," Mozart nowhere to be found. Lucy insists that Daddy is at home, even though he's not. Decides he is at work and there is an owl in that tree. Not related. Imma wants to watch Spongebob Squash Pants but Lucy wants to watch "Erella." Settle on a movie about a fish, not Nemo. Mommy somehow finds time to update blog while Imma watches Three Little Pigs on iPad and Lucy looks for one of the greatest composers of all time. Happy Sunday y'all!